You’ll need at least some level of uniform crystalline matrix to get that smooth of a rounding via erosion. Gotta be at least intrusive igneous or metamorphic.
Please can everyone join me in referring to him as Rock “The Duane” Johnson when mentioned verbally?
It’s very satisfying.
If a guy won’t tell you it’s because he’s igneous.
Could also just be a lazy sedimentary bastard that CBA TBH
We should really rename him to The Boulder.
It’s because he’s actually slag.
Oi. Dwayne. You slaaaaaaaaaag.
Pretty sure he’s quietly expressed being open to Trumpism, has spoken well of Republicans, and has been on the Joe Rogan podcast.
I he’s one of those celebrities whose values are money.
He’s also famous for being himself. The dude doesn’t act, he can’t. He is just that guy.
Overexposedenite. Commonly found everywhere on earth.
Primarily in jungle regions though.
He’s none of those, he just tilts from side to side.
No to and fro? No back and forth? That’s it, time to cancel.
Oh go on, as a treat you can go to and fro, or back and forth, but not both, you understand? Well, ok, maybe just a little.
He is cemented into his position
If asked what kind of rock he is, I’m sure The Rock will tell you—IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT TYPE OF ROCK HE IS!
I dunno, he sure looks stoned in that pic.
wooden like his acting, his behaviour behind the scenes is another matter.
WHAT KIND OF STONE???
He just stares off into space, and doesn’t even acknowledge the question.
Obviously metamorphic because he’s also been a tree.
Counterpoint: igneous, the heat is how the Rock was cooking.
I can only think of vin diesel playing groot. What tree did he play?
Oh shit, are you right? I may have transposed the two then. Oops.
Mann… I don’t know about the rock anymore. Something’s seriously off with that guy. Anybody in that sort of position who isn’t outspoken on politics can only be inspoken about politics and beliefs.
He doesn’t care about red or blue, he cares about green. If he talks about red or blue his green declines significantly.