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The best part, in my opinion, is the extra ending in Mark. This was the original ending, which is an absolute banger:
This is in later versions, likely because someone copying the text found the ending to be insufficient:
But remember, kids: the bible is all true and infallible and the word of god and whatever other crap they tell you.
Criticism aside, I’m a hardcore atheist and reading about the history of early christianity (first ~300 years) was absolutely fascinating and I’d recommend checking out the subject to others who oppose organized religion. Bart Ehrman would be a good starting point, though can you go down quite a rabbit hole beyond his writing. This might be a good jumping off point: How Jesus Became God
is there a story over why Jeusus’s body was entombed with a big rock? Was the big rock put there by people who loved Jesus or Zombie panicked haters of Jesus?
I think there were cases of grave robbery going on, and if I recall correctly, He was buried with some expensive perfume or something.
I’d think, there were fears that the Christians would steal the body and fake that Jesus came back from the dead
Better title for that book would be How Jesus became do onto others with full righteousness of being the chosen people. The common matter declaration by Constantine (not even the pope) at Nicea, became Moses’s whoever doesn’t support the emperor’s wars is a heretic to be put to death. P.S. Santa Claus was a dick.