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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days ago

There’s a point in your intestines where on one side it’s food and the other it’s poop

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There’s a point in your intestines where on one side it’s food and the other it’s poop

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days ago
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    23 days ago

    My dog will eat it.

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      Some dogs eat shit (literally)

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        See, still food.

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        I have a dog that did that until the older dog died. Didn’t like her own product I guess.

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          I’m in a silent study room full of other students and you’re making me laugh uncontrollably, thanks

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        And so do some humans. I guess this kinda stretches the definition of food….

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