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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Does a 'Welcome' mat give vampires permission to enter your house?

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Does a 'Welcome' mat give vampires permission to enter your house?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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    My wife bought a welcome mat that says “please leave” in cursive. Highly recommend.

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      I had one in college that said go away. Someone stole it

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        I love my go away door mat. It sometime even gets the local religious cult to leave without knocking.

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        But did they leave though?

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