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Can’t see mirror due to steam so need to use the phone selfie cam ofc :>
I just got an LG Smart mirror, no steam!
It is most likely spying in you.
It tells me I’m the handsomest boy in the whole building except the guy in 3B. He drives a Porche.
I once met a hooker who said “I’ll do anything for 50 dollars”. I replied, “Paint my house.”
I gave her a paint bucket and told her to start with the porch.
She came back about an hour later and said “All done!”.
I said, “Wow, that was fast.”
She said, “Yeah, I’m getting pretty good at this. Oh and by the way, that’s not a porch, it’s a Mercedes.”
I brought a Steam Frame into the shower!
What do the data processing term say?