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I’m not gonna use a ladies dildo, I’m a man! Bring me a small man’s dildo please!
Hey by the way thanks for the profiteroles, they were delicious.
Feeling a bit less like a prize asshole.
Want one in tacti-cool camo and smelling of diesel?
It comes with lube that can also be used as motor oil.
Real patriot stuff.
Stuff priests say