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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago

Anon makes conversation

sh.itjust.works

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Anon makes conversation

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago
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  • Saahrimei@lemmy.zip
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    I wonder what would happen if he ordered something in a glass jar.
    “I’m sorry, I can’t eat pickles because the container reminds me of that one video with a man and a jar…”

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      “I’m sorry, I can’t eat horse meat. It reminds me of the video of a guy enjoying horse meat”

    • huppakee@lemmy.world
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      Or ordered something with one cup.

    • X@piefed.world
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      That waterfall put Niagara Falls to shame.

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    Completely fake; no women on the internet.

    Completely gay, as no vagina present

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    Next time just order it with naan.

    • k0e3@lemmy.ca
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      Reminds me of shit smeared diapers.

      • Denjin@feddit.uk
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        My favourite!

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      “I can’t eat that, it reminds me of the video with the guy with the puffy scabs all over the body”

      • daggermoon@piefed.world
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        Meanwhile, i’d be happy to eat this:

        • AmyAye@nord.pub
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          Sorry, I have Trypophobia.

          • X@piefed.world
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            If you’d tie your shoes correctly, you wouldn’t have to worry.

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    She couldn’t find any like-minded goblins to date and had to dip into the normal-people dating pool?

    • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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      Good chances he approached her first.

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    “maggot invested gums”

  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    It’s definitely a day to read this.

  • daggermoon@piefed.world
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    Maybe take me to the Indian restaurant instead of him. I’d love to see the maggot infested gums video.

  • Varesti@lemmy.zip
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    His loss.

  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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    I barf’d

  • Zozano@aussie.zone
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    Someone link to the video

    • MalReynolds@slrpnk.net
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      Kids these days, the bit from The Lost Boys it’a been done elsewhere.

      • bstix@feddit.dk
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        That’s not barfy. Where’s the real video?

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          Get an *arr…

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