I know this is gonna sound like the “Where exactly, so I can avoid it” meme, but I’m sincerely trying to avoid it.
I am pretty physically active, and get massage every six months or so. I have a massage therapist I usually go to, but every once in a while it’s an emergency and my go-to is booked up, so I get a sketchy strip mall massage.
About half the time it ends with a happy ending attempt. Not that I’m against the concept, but I refuse to pay for sexual contact on principle. Also that cuts into the time spent on the actual massage I came in for, and pressures me into a huge tip for something I don’t actually want.
At the same time, I don’t want to assume. It seems pretty rude to start off with “I know you’re gonna wanna give me a handjob but I’m not interested”. So is there some kind of standard “initiation” ritual that I can turn down when it comes up?
I mean, you could just book one of the many normal licensed sports therapists instead of the shady wanky ones maybe?
For some reason this bothers me. I really want it to be shanky wanky or maybe even shady wady. Stupid English! lol
I typically do, like I said I have one I go to usually. Sometimes I’m extra stiff in the morning and need to take what I can get sooner rather than later.
I think using this exact language may be your problem. 🤣
I reread and burst out laughing in the morning while everyone in the house sleeps.