“Make porn come on my telly”
FluidBeef
If Matrix was here, he’d laugh too.
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- FluidBeef@quokk.autoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Are Type-A Personalities the problem with humanity?English1·5 days ago
Too bad I’m a type S personality.
- FluidBeef@quokk.autoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the most unforgivable sin done in media that you're still bitter about?English4·5 days ago
Exactly. The only flaw was not enough Boromir.
- FluidBeef@quokk.autoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the most unforgivable sin done in media that you're still bitter about?English4·5 days ago
The prequel trilogy is like the original sin of 21st century cinema, spawning not only the era of online criticism as we took solace in our disappointment with each other, but also in how it really heralded the era of franchise film making where all decisions would be made by producers and no more offbeat creative choices by weirdy beardy directors (for better or for worse).
- FluidBeef@quokk.autoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Heard this for decades and nothing changesEnglish1·5 days ago
Femboys
gramnar nazi’s
- FluidBeef@quokk.autoMildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Peacock has ads when pausing a movie to read the textEnglish6·5 days ago
Jellyfin
- FluidBeef@quokk.autoTechnology@lemmy.world•Chinese humanoid robot called Lightining made by smartphone maker Honor ran 100 meter in 9.32 seconds, beating Usain Bolt’s record at 9.58 seconds, at the second World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing.English3·5 days ago
We’ve been able to make machines that go much faster than a human can run for at least several years now…
- FluidBeef@quokk.autoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I wanna be a maelstrom in 1714 C.E.English17·5 days ago
The best thing to do now is to visit Ireland and tell everyone in the village that an Irishman came near your great great great great grandmother once and how you feel spiritually connected to the land. Then ask where the Blarney stone is - they love that.
- FluidBeef@quokk.autoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Honk at me again you long neck fuck, see what happens.English7·5 days ago
As a lapsed Briton I can confirm there are not in-fact fucking bears living wild on the Thames.
- FluidBeef@quokk.autoTechnology@lemmy.world•GTA 6 leaks: Rockstar's nightmare or just a blip?English3·5 days ago
Were last gen’s graphics terrible? Everything still looks the same now, as you even point out.
- FluidBeef@quokk.autoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What will the world look like in the next 10.000 yearsEnglish4·5 days ago
Few AAA games.
- FluidBeef@quokk.autoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Honk at me again you long neck fuck, see what happens.English11·6 days ago
Dogs still can’t look up though.
- FluidBeef@quokk.autoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Honk at me again you long neck fuck, see what happens.English5·6 days ago
Pretty sure it’s the purple one.
- FluidBeef@quokk.autoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you think UBI will be the future of the world?English17·6 days ago
The billionaires would have to fund it, and I don’t believe for a second they wouldn’t leave us all to starve.
- FluidBeef@quokk.autoTechnology@lemmy.world•U.S. preparing to force Netherlands to ban ASML from selling to ChinaEnglish21·9 days ago
Does China not have its own women who whisper while rustling paper?
- FluidBeef@quokk.autoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Regarding Sci-fi: Do you prefer it to lean more into the Sci element or the Fi element?English3·9 days ago
Woke up this morning thinking about Bradbury. The Martian Chronicles is kind of an Edda for Mars, and an obvious point of inspiration for the Big Man folklore in KSR’s Mars trilogy.
- FluidBeef@quokk.autoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Regarding Sci-fi: Do you prefer it to lean more into the Sci element or the Fi element?English1·9 days ago
Maybe it’s a European billion.

By turning white, by the looks of it.