She was the best lover before getting married…
Taco flavored kisses!
Cheeto dust can be a bit gritty and exciting
I knew her sister!
Other men?
This is how the ancient Greeks did it.
That’s why I mentioned it!
Following the “logic” of the statement, that would be anyone or anything except unmarried women, and therefore would include options like
- sawmills
- the secret drawer in an old dressoir
- a powder keg on a pirate ship
- Elon Musk
What asshole crops this shit?
Don’t ask a Republican, you won’t like the answer
As a woman you have to be a virgin until marriage, but in your 50s, when your marriage is sagging, you get to be a femme fatale. You get to break as many twenty-year-olds hearts over your metaphorical knees as you want, really make them feel that precious experience. Circle closed. Good deal for all involved.
Have you ever introduced a virgin boy to the joys?
Your mom
My ex.
I should call her…
I, too, should call this guy’s ex.
Dirty women
OK google, make me an image of that chick who had sex with a hundred men in one day but sitting in the Architect chair from the matrix.
Femboys
I believe its nobles should remain pure. The peasants didn’t get married back in the day.
I’ve never heard this as I don’t live in the 19th century.
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