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A four inch hole has a surface area of 12.57 square inches and one seven inches across has a surface area of 38.48 square inches and this means three of them can pass through your ass at the same time without risking damage to your sphincter.
#theyDidTheMath
They did more than math
They did the monster math!
The monster math
It was the salesman’s path!
The monster math
It was a raccoon bash
Which probably cause a serious rash
Ass rabies
Too much time determining if you could. Not enough time asking if you should.
Came here for the math.
Yeah but I’m sure prep time and speed is a factor.
If a raccoon just suddenly sprinted out your asshole without warning it’s definitely gonna cause some damage
I’m sure three or four raccoons could sprint out of my ass no problem but it’s not exactly a normal one.