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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

What is my purpose?

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What is my purpose?

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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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      Well what’s the text? oh.

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    Cyclocosmia as well

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      Forbidden Oreo

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      Wtf how does the pattern look so scary

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        A lot of your would-be ancestors died of spider attacks.

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      Other species, too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phragmosis

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      Lol door butt.

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      That’s Secretary of Tunnel Affairs Cyclocosmia, you peasant! You’re getting stamped for that!

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      That’s a door that gets around.

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    Hodor?

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      Antdor

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        Now on Disney+

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    That’s not bad as long everyone gets the same share. If you are just the door and get less than it gets to be a problem.

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      The other doors are lazy asses, so I end up dooring all the time.

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    “Look I clearly ordered a circular frame with a 0,3 diameter. What the hell am I supposed to do with this “doorframe” monstrosity? It’s bigger than the tree itself for crying out loud, let alone it being a square! Wtf!?”

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    Sounds great, no room for existential doubt, no parents being disappointed in you, you are a door. It is a great privilege to be the doorman

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      Being a Door can seem deceptively easy. You have one job. What if you let the wrong person in??

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    “You pass butter”

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    YOU’RE NOT ON THE LIST.

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    [https://www.odditycentral.com/news/door-head-ants-use-their-large-flat-heads-as-doors-to-shut-down-their-nests.html](Here is a short article on them.) According to the article, they stand their ground, even while their head is under attack. Pretty neat ants!

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      Interestingly, turtle ants aren’t in door-mode at all times. You can see the entrance to their nests open, but as soon as they sense danger, be it a top on the wooden wall of their tunnel, or pheromones of an enemy, the door is immediately plugged shut.

      I’m glad they get breaks.

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      Fixed link https://www.odditycentral.com/news/door-head-ants-use-their-large-flat-heads-as-doors-to-shut-down-their-nests.html

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      Nodor. Hodon’t.

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      Always too soon

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    HODOR!

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    At least he’s a valued member of the comunity

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      We don’t know for sure that they appreciate his contribution. Probably there are Karen ants complaining that it’s still a little drafty.

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