“Look I clearly ordered a circular frame with a 0,3 diameter. What the hell am I supposed to do with this “doorframe” monstrosity? It’s bigger than the tree itself for crying out loud, let alone it being a square! Wtf!?”
Cyclocosmia as well
Forbidden Oreo
Other species, too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phragmosis
Wtf how does the pattern look so scary
A lot of your would-be ancestors died of spider attacks.
That’s Secretary of Tunnel Affairs Cyclocosmia, you peasant! You’re getting stamped for that!
Lol door butt.
That’s not bad as long everyone gets the same share. If you are just the door and get less than it gets to be a problem.
The other doors are lazy asses, so I end up dooring all the time.
That’s a door that gets around.
Well what’s the text? oh.
Hodor?
Antdor
Now on Disney+
Sounds great, no room for existential doubt, no parents being disappointed in you, you are a door. It is a great privilege to be the doorman
Being a Door can seem deceptively easy. You have one job. What if you let the wrong person in??
“You pass butter”
Nodor. Hodon’t.
Always too soon
YOU’RE NOT ON THE LIST.
[https://www.odditycentral.com/news/door-head-ants-use-their-large-flat-heads-as-doors-to-shut-down-their-nests.html](Here is a short article on them.) According to the article, they stand their ground, even while their head is under attack. Pretty neat ants!
Interestingly, turtle ants aren’t in door-mode at all times. You can see the entrance to their nests open, but as soon as they sense danger, be it a top on the wooden wall of their tunnel, or pheromones of an enemy, the door is immediately plugged shut.
I’m glad they get breaks.
Hey at least he HAS a purpose.
I wish my purpose in life would be that simple
Carlton the doorman sobs silently into his oversized coat sleeve.