Wild guess here, and I’m not super clear what a maelstrom even is but I know it involves the sea, and those are the Cliffs of Moher in West Ireland. Perhaps the maelstrom has something to do with their origins?

EDIT: well silly me, those cliffs are millions of years old so the date here wouldn’t line up. Idk then, perhaps that’s when the family immigrated and the hypothetical maelstrom is intended to mess with the timeline, meaning OP is saved from Missouri.

EDIT2: Fatal mistake, OP - the maelstrom did not deal an effective enough blow, but you did fuck with the timeline just enough that you are now sentenced to life in Louisiana! Better luck next time!

*aisle _sorry

It is searchable with Kagi

Pairs well with a juicy mango

Depends where you hit

That tracks

Autism

Found footage of Elmo’s dad perishing in a fiery crash?

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Hmm, gotta brush up on me Sack Code

Idk, you couldn’t pay me to wear it

Hallowe’en on its own provides a significant strategic advantage. The closeness to elections is a bit sus though

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Don’t tell anyone, but I’ve had a ballcock in the ol’ crapper this whole time. Can’t speak for anyone else, but it’s working well for me so far!

“Clearly, the moon is fake and gay”

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want

That’s typically an economic issue, not a personhood issue. Not that it’s a bad thing to share housing between generations, it should be normalized as it was not long ago.

For us we have three generations under one roof because it works. Everyone pitches in, and having a grandparent around for occasional childcare is a godsend. Eventually we will be the carers as they get into advanced age. There was a period of learning to let go of individual cultural hangups, but we all got over it in our own time.

The idea of every couple having their own individual single-family home, kicking kids out the moment they turn 18, and letting grandma either fend for herself or go into a nursing home (which will swallow any inheritance that exists) is not just cruel, it’s completely unsustainable.

Your wife do any squirting? Runs away

EDIT: for context, “squirting” is what Microsoft called the Zune’s unique music sharing feature. Yes, really