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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago

Here comes some more holes in the drywall

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Here comes some more holes in the drywall

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago
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    4 hours ago

    Thought this was that daddyofive guy from years ago

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    This post is so unhinged xD I love it

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    For a bunch of autistic nerds and socialist y’all are super judgemental based on looks. 🤷‍♂️

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      you can acknowledge stereotypes as jokes without succumbing to judging people IRL prematurely

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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        Nerds!

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      It’s OK. He’s a creep. Check out his history with Thora Birch and do a quick age check.

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        Oh Jesus, you’re going to get bitchy and pull the pedo card cause a 30 year old dated a 21? Get fucked 🤣

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          Definitely weirder that she dated 48 year old Bill Maher while she was 22. I guess she just was into older men that suck?

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        🤣 dU YouR reSeARch

        Like, I don’t even given a fuck, but if you got a beef day it. Not this pussy indirect go search shit because I’m too lazy to articulate our link. Jesus Christ folks liked you are terrible.

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          Put down an insult and the owner will pick it up. You tuck your girlfriend in before you came to angry post on Lemmy?

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    14 hours ago

    bad day to be a pack of zimas and a bag of bagel bites

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      12 hours ago

      Do Zimas still exist?

      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        Only in vintage cellars.

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        not those that were found in grandma’s basement fridge in 2002

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    isn’t that Fred first lol

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      First of his name.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Nah it’s Bryant Gumble

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        15 hours ago

        he did it all for the gummy

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          Now he’s Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’.

          (I know. Wrong drug, but I figured it’s close enough)

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            They make mushroom gummies too.

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      Oh good, I’m not the only one this brain-rotted to make the same connection.

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        I don’t get it

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          The AT-AT (All Terrain Armored Transport) is the name of the giant walker-type vehicles in Star Wars, shown in @MrNobody@quokk.au’s picture. OP’s picture says “yelled at at work”, which made our smooth brains go “heehee str war”

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      Glad I wasn’t the only one

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    just one of those days when u dont wanna wake up everythings fucked everybody sux

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    Fuuuck I miss shower beers I gave my liver a 2.5 year break and now hubs wants to get sober for a bit too so it’s gonna have to be an even longer break :(

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