I have 3 but would LOVE to hear more…

You can always have more but you can’t have less

This one’s from my dad and it really stuck with me. You can, and really should, apply this to any intoxicant.

On the pitch is off the streets

This is about getting restless kids, or kids who might be in a bad situation, into sports.

The axe forgets but the tree remembers

Translation on this one: People who cause hurt are less likely to remember than those it affected.

  • TheLastOfHisName@lemmy.world
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    “Never let perfect get in the way of good enough.”

    If you wait on the “perfect” time to do something, or the “perfect” opportunity, you may find it never comes. Make the most of what’s in front of you.

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    If not me, then who? If not now, then when?

    …as an adult, you realize that much of the time, no one is going to come save you.

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    “I’ve always enjoyed an advantage over people who don’t read the instructions.” -My Dad.

    Folks, life doesn’t always come with instructions, but when it does… read them.

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    Got this one from a fortune cookie. What can I say, if it’s good it’s good.

    “Friends are those who, when you’ve made a fool of yourself, don’t think you’ve done a permanent job of it.”

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    Buy a plunger before you need a plunger

    And

    Win small, lose small

    This last one I heard applied to backing up a trailer, but it works in many corners of life.

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    people don’t remember what you say or do nearly as much as they remember the way that you make them feel.

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    Only break one law at a time.

    For example; If you have an AI executive tied up in the trunk of your car, make sure the tail lights all work.

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      Ooh, along this line:

      No matter what you do, pay your accountant and attorney first.

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      HAHAHA. I actually have this one baked into my consciousness. I’m a little more “don’t speed if your tax is out of date” though. Think I need to up my game.

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        I always say “If your tags are expired, don’t have a body in the trunk!” which I think splits the difference between both examples.

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      This one was taught almost verbatim to me by a guy who sold a lot of drugs in college and saw a lot of people in the business get bagged. He never did though.

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    Haven’t seen it yet.

    You can make no mistakes and still lose. That is not failure, that is life. -Picard

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    We think we are approaching death gradually, and will die one day. That’s not true. We are dying every single day, every single minute. The time in our life that has already passed, now belongs to death… It’s not that our life is short, it’s just that we waste a lot of it… We may leave this life this very moment, let that decide how we will go about with our stuff today.

    • Seneca / Marcus Aurelius
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    “Anything worth doing is worth doing badly”

    When you have a task, no matter what it is, it doesn’t actually matter too much if you do a good job or a bad job. What’s important is that you do a job. Don’t give up on something because it isn’t perfect or because you don’t have all the answers; just do it anyways. It doesn’t matter if it’s shitty or if it’s incomplete, it’s still infinitely better than doing nothing at all.

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      Does the Bible actually say anything about the treatment of non-humans? I also seem to recall many instances in the Bible that sanction slavery, genocide, and war. This seems more like a summary of what people want the Bible to say, even though it doesn’t.

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        Verses in Exodus 21, particularly verses 2-11, regulate slavery among Israelites, allowing Hebrew men to serve for six years, but also permitting permanent servitude for foreign slaves and stipulating rules for selling daughters. If an Israelite buys a Hebrew slave, the servant serves six years and goes free in the seventh. However, if the servant loves his master and chooses to stay, his ear is pierced, and he serves for life. A man could sell his daughter as a servant. She was not freed like male servants. If she did not, please her master, he had to let her be redeemed (bought back by family) and could not sell her to foreigners; if he took another wife, her basic needs (food, clothing, marital rights) could not be reduced. If a master beats a slave (male or female) and they die under their hand, the master is punished. But if the slave survives a day or two, the master is not punished, as the slave is considered their property.

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        In some sense the bible is a prolonged argument on the mechanics of butchering animals and how it relates to humans.

        Burnt offerings, red heifers, hundreds of years of a lamb sacrifice tied to the temple, the Christos becoming the lamb of God, the Christos on the cross as the serpent on the staff, the binding of Issac and all that jazz.

        In the book of Samuel wiping out the animals is a feature of genocide: “Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.”

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        I’m not an expert by any means but generally the Bible says that animals are on earth to serve man (or something similar like, there for man’s use).

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    It doesn’t TAKE all kinds, we just HAVE all kinds.

    Nature bats last.

    The earth isn’t dying, it is being killed, and those killing it have names and addresses.

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      The earth isn’t dying or being killed. That’s human hubris to think like that, and equates our own survival to the survival of the planet. I promise you, long after humanity kills itself, there will still be trees, birds, fish, bugs, rivers, lakes, and streams. The earth will be fine. It’s humanity that’s fucked.

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    From my ex-father-in-law

    Trust not what the snake will do, but what it can do.

    This comes to mind while driving

    A bad driver never misses their turn

    Finally, my daily motivator (on my lock screen)

    This too shall pass

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    A few from the file I keep:

    In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is. - Jan van de Snepscheut

    I would rather have questions that cannot be answered than answers that cannot be questioned. - Richard Feynman

    Give a man a mask and he’ll show you his true face. - Oscar Wilde (paraphrased)

    You can’t go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. - C.S. Lewis

    Magic is science you can’t explain. Science is magic you can. - My Daughter

    You are under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago. - Alan Watts

    What you do to achieve your goals must never become more important than the goals themselves. - Anonymous