People won’t know where the message comes from, they’ll just hear your voice as though you were standing next to them. Everyone hears it at the same time. The message is not translated into anyone’s native language, everyone hears it exactly as you say it. The maximum length is 6 of your breaths.
It feels awesome as a man to get your prostate massaged. Try it!
“Er, excuse me, everyone… is this… is this thing on? Can they hear me? Can they?”
“3… 2… 1… FIGHT!”
On a very full breath, I can do the “badger badger badger badger bager badger badger badger mushroom mushroom” like barely 3 times. So I would get that out like 18 times. My hope would be to cause a worlwide earworm with that terrible song.
It’s either I do that, or cause a worldwide rickroll without the backing track. See how far I can go.
So you’re not gonna go for baby shark?
Maybe if it was before it blew up and became what it is now. I remember when it was just a dumb camp song, similar to the moose who likes to drink his apple juice. Glad that hasn’t surfaced much in relevancy.
Edit:
Turns out the version of that moose song I remember is a different version of the song…
The song is about drinking a lot of juice, but the version we had replaced it with apple juice for some reason.
Please listen carefully to the following broadcast. Your survival depends on it. Do not, under any circumstances broadcast ends suddenly
“Alright, we can kill it. Do we want to roll back the save or start over?”
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
I’d say “You have all disappointed me.”
Hello World.
“Why do we have to suck like this? Can’t we just stop the bullshit and realize who our real enemies are?”
bound to be misunderstood, the message is way too vague
seems fairly clear that it’s message is to start a war
THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS!..
“Be well. Things are tough, you have as much a reason to be tired and frustrated as everyone, and should let the storms and knots and voids within go, lest they consume you too. When you have more strength and are rested, admire the beauty of this world. Do the things you wanted to do, things you wanted to try, places you wanted to visit. Be friendly and honest and compassionate even if others aren’t with you. Light births more light. Share yours. And remember to rest again, when you start feeling tired. Love and care for those around you. Tell them you care. It’s not always obvious. Dare. Be you. Show your light, and let your shadows show too to let them go. Be well. I will try my best to do the same, so let’s do it together.”
Taking my autistic sons newest obsession “Salandia” but it has the be said the same way he says it.
The world can become enlightened in the gospel of Noah. He puts a smile on the face of everyone he meets.
I don’t know if it’s a real word, I just know it’s what a crow says in some video he watched lol
Change da world. My final message. Goodbye.
I would just filibuster by reading off as many random Wikipedia articles about random chemicals as I can