I am Uncomfortable
You know of Mr. Blobby, right?
If it wasnt for taskmaster or the big quiz i wouldnt know who that was.
Blobby is fucking terrifyingIt’s even weirder in video. The sounds it makes are wild.
you should listen to his Christmas song.
In case anybody needs the lyrics I have lovingly transcribed the subtitles from YouTube :
Engine started appear 10 seconds 7.543 ignition. Ooh. Love me lovey lovey lovey [Music] love glory is the glory you can make us understand glory is the glory you’re in strength throughout the [Music] is the philosophy of life will get through. And as far as we can see, he’s the same as you and me. There’s nothing in the world we cannot do.
No hill too high, no desert too dry, no road too long, no tide too strong, no bridge too far. He’s got a car. No slope too steep, no thought too deep, no score too bright, no squeeze too tight, no tail too tall, no cat too cool, no place too low. Don’t give it into his nostr
The glory with Jesus Christ. You never [Music] get the glory. Go away. [Music] Although he’s got to know all you will be willing [Music] through the [Music] living show the world [Music] Glory is the glory of God. The [Music] [Applause] right Yeah. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music]
Jack Whitehall’s reaction when he came out is one of the greatest moments in television.
Youre lucky. I was subjected to him from an early age. Gave me straight up nightmares.
I feel sorry for you ( and other uk childeren )
While the chances are much lower in the modern era, there’s still a non-zero chance of Mr Blobby appearing anywhere in the UK at any time.
Unpost it.
I can’t tell if this is supposed to be sweet bread or a poverty beef wellington made from bologna.
Rare case where I hope it’s AI because I want that not to be real
Are you gonna put that fleshlight in the oven?
Not while I’m using it. Although…
Thomas the train engine would like to have a word…
Like, why no train wheels? 🤔
Blobbyland video.
Bonus beans tin near the end (since that’s a thing again).
Kill it with fire!
No! One fire won’t be hot enough! Throw that fire into another fire, then kill it with the double fire!
Or throw it ito the sun!
This kinda makes it look like Mr Blobby is a shapeshifting enigma like Mischief in Umami.
Dinner? Isn’t that dessert?
Everyone hates Blobby.
It goes out the same way it goes in
You know I just wrote a short story about this log. Hadn’t even seen it. Those eyes pierce through time
Mmm… just the way I like it
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Why not?!
Uh, why double dog not?
Please tell me what this food product is it is making me uncomfortable
