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blibla@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

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blibla@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days ago
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  • qevlarr@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Now show me the pile next to the sink just out of frame

    • Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      9 days ago

      Dont call me out like this …

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      Listen, they only told me to clean the sink. Didn’t say shit about the dishes.

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        Cleaning the sink is the first step. You cant wash dishes in a dirty sink.

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          For me it’s the opposite. The dishes make the sink dirty, so you wash the dishes first, and at the end you wash the sink.

          • lemmygarden@lemmy.today
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            but the dish pile never ends, so you never can wash the sink

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              I can’t relate. After you wash and rinse the last thing, the sink is empty.

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    That’s their dirty sink?! In this house, it stacks up until the faucet can’t swivel past them. Then you might start figuring out when to make time for them!

  • kurikai@lemmy.world
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    never put dishes in the sink

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      Why??

      • lauha@lemmy.world
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        Because then there will be nothing in the sink to wash. Pro tip.

      • socsa@piefed.social
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        Because you are a functional adult.

        • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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          Who should be allowed to do as he pleases with his sinl and dishes

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            I feel like a crazy person. I thought it was normal to put dishes in the sink and then wash them when you have enough…

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              It might be normal, that doesn’t mean it’s correct. I mean, your house, your rules, but imo the sink is a workspace and not a storage space. Same reason I put my clothes in the hamper instead of directly into the washing machine.

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                If you had a washing machine in the same room as your dirty clothes, why wouldn’t you put them directly in the washing machine?

                For me, the work the sink does is wash pots and pans and stuff, so putting them there seems logical (and then you wash them and put them in the drainer).

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                  I would not. I separate staging from process.

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        It takes up space, which decreases the utility of the sink and thereby increases friction to actually do the dishes. That’s why I avoid doing it anyhow. Also it hides stabby things like knives, which is real dangerous, and if you’re gonna get got by a knife its better that it not happen in a breeding ground for bacteria

        • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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          Hiding your knifes between ypur dishes is your own damn fault.

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