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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

I want to ride my bicycle

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I want to ride my bicycle

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    6 hours ago

    He might also be thinking about scaramouche or doing the fandango or Galileo or Beelzebub 🤷🏼‍♀️

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    deleted by creator

  • grandma@sh.itjust.works
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    10 hours ago

    IK WIL FIETSEN

    • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      g e k o n o l i s e e r d

    • Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world
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      Ik weet gelijk wat voor fiets jij hebt.

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      lekker

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    I bet they are actually both trying to figure out which one is the killer queen, dynamite, with a laser beam.

    I fear this quandry is guaranteed to blow your mind.

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    It’s not really about the bike riding, it’s about the fat bottom ladies who’ll be riding today

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      Brian wrote lyrics for Fat Bottomed Girls. I was always wondering how was it for Freddie to sing it.

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        Freddie also liked women, though we don’t know his position on ones with fat bottoms

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        Eh, I’d think it’s like me singing Katy Perry “I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it”, essentially just a silly line

        Edit: also just looking it up, he was bi-sexual, so I guess he likes fat bottomed girls too

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          His girlfriend Mary had a normal-sized bottom.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      They make the rocking world go round.

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      Look out for those beauties, oh yeah.

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    He was bi so he was probably thinking about riding his bicycle while she was riding him.

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      Jade give two rides

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    Such an abusive relationship, can’t even have his own free time. I imagine he must want to break free from it.

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      Once he does, she won’t be able to stop him.

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        But she might be able to tie his mother down.

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          Oooo he’ll wish he had never been born at all

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    “I’ll bet he’s thinking about other girls.”

    I wouldn’t worry about that.

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      He was bi!

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      Wasn’t he thinking about both other girls and other guys?

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      What about fat-bottomed girls?

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    Paseka!

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      NOM are great, but in this case I prefer Blümchen’s cover (unfortunately not in any way composed by Blümchen, as she was sixteen at the time of the release).

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      Once my sister showed me this, it has been baked into my brain every time I hear Bicycle song.

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        Paseka can not be unheard.

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      What am I looking at chief

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        If by any chance you don’t feel perplexed enough by that, check out ‘Entertainers’ Choir of the Conductors Reserve’.

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        A musical post ironic interpretation on the song in question.

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    Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicycle

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      Buuuuuuy sickle

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        Woooosh

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          You can’t just woosh someone without explaining the low flying queer aircraft

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    Well he’s certainly not thinking about Jaws or Star Wars

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    Something, something fat bottom girls?

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    ♫︎ Bicycle race, buy cycle race, buy cigarettes! ♪

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    🎼I want to ride my bike.

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