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64bithero@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

I’m using the latest apple products

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I’m using the latest apple products

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64bithero@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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    Can’t see the hinge or the fold. $2K/slice.

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      There’s a clear fold along the top edge of the crust.

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    I know a small town in PA that would love this slogan for their upcoming festival

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    Blows minds, not budgets.

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    Can you use a normal fork with that, or do you need an adapter?

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    Where’s the slice of cheese, what the heck?

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    An apple product I would use and even make myself

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    This, and the fresh one, are the superior Apple products.

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    deleted by creator

  • itisileclerk@lemmy.world
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    One of the few Apple products that I am still using.

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    The 2026 Apple™ Pi™ looks sweet as hell

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    Looks a lot tastier than my last iPod. (Don’t ask).

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      Don’t ask? Tough shit mate.

      What’s the story here?

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      Jk I won’t make you answer

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    I hope it’s real, it looks delicious.

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    The plate it’s on is $999

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