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Have you ever tried it? Does it have any properties beneficial to baking? Is there any significant taste differenece?
WHAT THE FUCK
Got this as a gag gift one year, pic isnt mine. I didn’t feel like looking for my copy lol
No thanks I’m vegan.
/sj
If it is given with consent, it should be perfectly vegan
This is a book you keep on a shelf next to your home bar so when guests see it, they don’t ask to sample your cocktails.
Ah, so that’s why they’re called cock-tails…
Oh, its not encouragement?
A friend of mine had this book! He said he got it as a joke, but even so I never ate at his place again.
I remember this from the 2000s! I still think about the outrageous amounts each recipe needed
To be fair, I don’t think it specifically says human semen, and some animals can produce an awful lot in one load.
Every time I cum, I produce a quart.
You misspelled “squirt.”
It’s from a song haha.
is it possible to freeze semen?
Sperm banks do it.
Yes, the question is more if a normal freezer is sufficient
For baking or for putting a bun in the oven?
baking
Oh… ಠ_ಠ
This is… whut? uhhh. ehrmm… Okay… yeaaaahhh.
No.
tasty is the word you are looking for
…Only if it’s from a vegetarian.
dunno, I’d also eat carnivorious plants
I’ll never look at flan the same way again. Thanks for ruining my favorite dessert for me.
Once you get past it and grow to like it it’ll have a whole new layer of kink - if you just embrace it…
Edit: my dumbass didn’t see the semen Textbar the top bit and thought it was a joke
Oh god… I’m not here to kink shame anyone but please don’t try to proselytize your kinks to me…
I remember seeing this book for the first time while picking shipments for Amazon, saw more than one copy of it shipped out