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JimHollow@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Worrying grimoire

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Worrying grimoire

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JimHollow@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Obligatory South Park “Sea Man” meme

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    by the transitive property, this means trans men are indomitable (unless they want to be)

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      Be careful not to give conservatives more stupid arguments

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    As many have guessed, the author’s teaching career at Hogwarts was very brief.

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    Did someone say grimoire?

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      I really enjoyed this show!

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        Me too. I miss it a lot and fall isn’t as fun without it airing.

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      A friend of mine had this book! He said he got it as a joke, but even so I never ate at his place again.

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      WHAT THE FUCK

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        Got this as a gag gift one year, pic isnt mine. I didn’t feel like looking for my copy lol

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          No thanks I’m vegan.

          /sj

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          This is a book you keep on a shelf next to your home bar so when guests see it, they don’t ask to sample your cocktails.

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            Ah, so that’s why they’re called cock-tails…

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            Oh, its not encouragement?

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      I remember this from the 2000s! I still think about the outrageous amounts each recipe needed

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        is it possible to freeze semen?

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        To be fair, I don’t think it specifically says human semen, and some animals can produce an awful lot in one load.

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          Every time I cum, I produce a quart.

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      I’ll never look at flan the same way again. Thanks for ruining my favorite dessert for me.

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        Once you get past it and grow to like it it’ll have a whole new layer of kink - if you just embrace it…

        Edit: my dumbass didn’t see the semen Textbar the top bit and thought it was a joke

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          Oh god… I’m not here to kink shame anyone but please don’t try to proselytize your kinks to me…

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      Oh… ಠ⁠_ಠ

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      This is… whut? uhhh. ehrmm… Okay… yeaaaahhh.

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      I remember seeing this book for the first time while picking shipments for Amazon, saw more than one copy of it shipped out

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    image

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    FRIEREN NO!

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      One grimoire pls

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    why is the cum black

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      They caramelized it first.

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        That should be a golden brown.

        They carbonized it.

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      Came from Anders Klimax

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