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At my job, the toilet seat is covered with the piss of the last guy. So I’m not sitting down on that fucking thing.
What are you, too good to sit in a little piss?
yes??
Shall I also curtsy for you?
Not just warm, sweaty
Moist is a term.
I have one of those fancy Japanese bidet toilet seats at home and it has a built in seat warmers. Its like this everytime I take a shit. Its great. Especially in the cold months.
Nothing sucks like sitting down on a freezing toilet seat and hearing your asshole pucker up with windows XP shutdown sound.
I run Arsch btw