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You shit more than three times a day?
I don’t, but my boss doesn’t have to know that.
Bingo! Poop breaks are code for “freedom time.”
Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!
You get a nickel, boss gets a buck. Steal the catalytic converter From the company truck
The boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That was a poem
From a simpler time
Now his boss makes 1000
While I make a cent
And he’s got employees
That can’t make the rent
When the CEO makes a million
And we don’t make jack
That’s when we riot
To take it all back
Now Mr investor
If this seems extreme
I have to remind you
It beats guillotines
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime,
That was a poem for a simpler time.
Now boss gets a billion,
While workers get jack
That’s why we strike
To get our lives back!
You don’t?..
I need to go see a doctor.
What if it’s one really long shit? Like 24 hours
IBS gang rise up!
No, that will make a mess!
Gotta sit down.
apparently probiotics helps with that, especially if your taking anti-biotics.
eat more fiber.
always assumed people went once per day
If we are being real, I go anywhere from 1 to 3 times a day on average, but I have mild IBS. On a bad day, it can be more than 3.
I go 2-3 times a day. No IBS, just food, fluids and enough of dietary fiber.
Shitting, shitposting, these are just words. You’re gonna want the platinum plan boss trust.
Poop breaks should not go down just because the pay is higher.
It’s per hour
My gastroenterologist said that three times a day is too much and three times a week is too little