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seems kind-of gay
There’s vastly more heterosexual anal sex happening in the world than homosexual anal sex.
As a gay man, this knowledge makes me insanely jealous
C’mon boys! Let’s get those numbers up!
The statistics are skewed by Heterosexual Anal Sex Georg
Stop it! You’re just making me more jealous! And horny!
Oh, I bet he’s all beefy and hairy…Mmmmm…
Stupid hairy Georg with his beefy butt
That’s right, honey. Didn’t call you here to solve P vs NP.
kind-of some gay connotations here
For a minute I thought Georg was your name and you had a signature for your comments
-trying to make a change
if you’re still confused here’s a Wikipedia article
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiders_Georg
also, imagine being such a shitposter your comment gets it’s own Wikipedia article. goals tbh
Yeah the top shortage has really got people down bad
This is a lie. Literally no top shortage. Maybe you over the top queens in LA, but on the east coast, trolling for dick is easy.
seems kind-of a gay thing to say
don’t assume the dildo’s gender.
It’s not gay if you get fucked in the ass by a female dildo. That’s just science.
Ok ngl, I would love a dildo to strap up with that’s shaped more like an estrogenized dick. Mind you it’d just be part of the arsenal, but it would be a fun twist
Counterpoint
That last one was a banger 🤣
You wish
in 1882 German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche kind-of published the book The Gay Science
Sex toys don’t have a gender, what people enjoy doing with toys by themselves have literally zero bearing on their sexuality.
You can just as much enjoy using a dildo anally as a straight man as you can as a gay man.
I’m not gonna use a ladies dildo, I’m a man! Bring me a small man’s dildo please!
Want one in tacti-cool camo and smelling of diesel?
It comes with lube that can also be used as motor oil.
Real patriot stuff.
Hey by the way thanks for the profiteroles, they were delicious.
Feeling a bit less like a prize asshole.
Stuff priests say
seems kind-of a gay perspective
In these comments: a whoosh heard around the world.
Lemmanites will literally walk into
/c/nothing-said-in-here-is-seriousand immediately try to set the record straight.Um actually you’re in Lemmy Shitpost right now.
And also “literally” was the Doctor, you’re thinking of “literally’s monster”
😂 I’ll still take it over the bullshit everywhere else, though
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