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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago

My hands are filthy, burned and calloused so hers can be filled with chicken nuggets.

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My hands are filthy, burned and calloused so hers can be filled with chicken nuggets.

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago
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  • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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    Fuck Flock.

    But the cost of road repairs are orders of magnitude more expensive.

    My small town entered a contract for 11 flock cameras, and it cost about 65 grand. We also repaved 10 small streets and it cost 8 million.

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    Like 400k kids go missing each year and flock has helped find exactly 0 of them. They can’t even be bothered to do some bullshit PR stuff to even pretend it’s for “our safety”.

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    I went to vote in the primaries recently and flipped off the flock cameras all along the way because it was the first time I’d passed them in a while. I was fully expecting to get a ticket for the double-bird and not having my hands on the wheel. Instead, I went for a walk about a week later to discover all the flock cameras have been removed. My town ended the contract!

    They are considering other options, however… A rose by any other name still triggers allergies… So I’ll for sure be looking for when city halls are happening. I guess I’ll also be going around town talking to locals about it, same as I did when deflock.me first dropped.

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    As a Canadian, driving or biking on American roads is wild, it’s like you’re rolling a couple of years after an apocalyptic event.

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      As a Canadian I am very mad that they are getting installed here.

      Why do we keep importing the worse American behaviour?

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      10 years if we’re being specific

    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I mean, technically…

  • MrSulu@lemmy.ml
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    Yes but some people think that the Flock cameras protect them!.. /s

    • Sineljora@sh.itjust.works
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      Instead, we’re all under investigation by the authorities for pre-crime indefinitely.

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      Tell them this:

      “If I put a mask, I can still just as equally steal, rape or kill you, no cameras or police actually protect you from that, even in Anarchy (from which we all come), there was decency, common sense and some order)”

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        They can track every single move, even with a mask on

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          Is that how they caught all the people tearing down the cameras ? Because they haven’t.

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          So they say, therefore sneak up behind one whilst doing a funny, but not identifying walk

        • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          But get license plates wrong

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          No.

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    TAKE THEM DOWN!!

  • jumping redditor [they/them]@sh.itjust.works
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    is the top not the simplest incentive to get people to use public transit?

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      Public transit basically doesn’t exist in the US outside of metropolitan areas lol

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        yes, and that needs to change.

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      My job is 45 miles away from my home. Live on a farm work in a city. I like my job and I like my farm. Also, are busses and carpool vans immune to potholes?

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        Trains are immune to potholes.

        • Kaul@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Too bad there are like 10 trains total in America

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          they really aren’t, ok maybe I’m thinking of boulder induced potholes

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