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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

We're all silly electric meatballs made of space dust, joy always beats microplastics a century from now :)

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We're all silly electric meatballs made of space dust, joy always beats microplastics a century from now :)

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Cris_Citrus (he/him <3)@piefed.zip
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    The joy love and kindness in there, just absolutely caring for my microplastics. Just making the microplastics feel loved and secure and tended to.

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    Ahh but what about the macroplastics I put in there?

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      I personally prefer silicone but you do you

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        I’m older so mine was mostly legos, lite brite pieces, and various pieces of bic pens from oral fixation and anxiety issues throughout my formative years.

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      I munch Legos, I ain’t afraid

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    You fear the microplastic because it is in your flesh. I worship the microplastic because it is inevitable. From the moment I understood etc etc

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    This is unironically what “it’s all part of god’s plan” death cultists think.

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    Thoughts and prayers are just as useful when taking care of poisoning

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