Can you grab me some democracy while you’re out?
Go pee for me, I don’t want to get out of bed
Sometimes a dimensional drain installed into the bladder - something that burrows through a higher dimension and into a sanitary disposal somewhere else - would be nice.
I mean, I don’t drink like a fish or anything, but full bladders can be more abruptly insistent than most anything else.
I used to live (alone, unsurprisingly) in a house with a games room in the attic. The only toilet was on the ground floor. So I ran a hosepipe all the way through the house so I didn’t have to trapse down two flights of stairs to pee. Thinking back, I both admire and loathe the person I used to be.
What was the games room like?
That’s… disgustingly impressive.
As a guy I would gladly high-five you for coming up with such a creatively practical solution, but you’re gonna have to wash your hands, first. Thoroughly.
Oh, it’s okay, I kept a rag next to the funnel. And I used a funnel. Belt and braces, you see?
Four whole chickens and a Coke.
yeah can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
bean
Nice try Liam
He thought he could fool us with that username
What kind of bean?
big
Yo dog, make sure you get lime a bean
You know it’s Lima for Lima, Peru? Surprise fact.
If you bump into my dad getting his ciggies, tell him to come home already.
Some will to live.
I brought you huile d’olive, which sounds a bit similar.
Funny, in Dutch crying = huilen, so I always thought of it as the olives tears…
Als mede Nederlander, ik weet het, maar toch was ik verrast door de olijventranen als metafoor…
that’s racist
he may well be a Belgian speaking dutch
No he seems like a smart guy
:p
They said they’re out, sorry.
You. You get me.
I got you some booze. Usually helps me when the going gets tough.
You just reminded me to add the liquor store to my errand list, thank you.
I’m here if you need an also depressed friend to talk to.
Nah my coworkers were also in it with me none of us sat down for like 12h except when I ate too many cupcakes between admissions and had to bolt for the off-unit toilet before I shit myself and some of it was funny at least in that darkly absurd way that the slow decay of the American healthcare system is. I couldn’t have picked better people to spend a shitty night with there are like 1-2 people who would have made it an even swap and some of the techs could have been better but none of the actual mid coworkers were there so.
🤗
FUCK. You beat me to it
A hug.
🫂
thank u
A colt 45 and two zigzags. Cause baby that’s all we need
Can I get a “fuck you” to these bitches from all of my niggas who don’t love hoes? They get no dough.
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
time for a little snack! mooooood!
Yeah! And I’d go for a large double-double and a cruller.
New US president, please.
I’m not in the United States, bro. Nothin’ I can do. Sadness.
A rollback to Harambe please. It was the first domino
Could you grab me some ram? I was going to take out a mortgage to upgrade my computer, but then I realized I don’t own any property
Okay but like, time for real shit. I am in Korea. I went to a thrift store and got his beat the fuck up looking Thinkpad T480 for like $25. No shit. I take it home and take it apart. You know what I see? I got a Samsuing NVMe 2tb and fucking 2 32gb of Crucial DDR4 RAM chips. NO SHIT!
So uh… in real life? Come to Korea and peruse the fucking thrift shops.
Envy is killing me right now.
bro i’m in korea as well. where tf can I get a T480 for $25?
At some thrift shop in Suwon.
In that case I’ll have some Korean BBQ, pleeease!
No. I been to a ton of K-BBQ places and I found them all disappointing so you aren’t allowed as well. You’re welcome.
Awhhh well in that case I’ll have one of those K-Pops I’ve been hearing about. I’ll have uhhh lime. Or grape, if they’re out of lime.
Curious, what store in Korea? Where? I’ll be visiting Seoul soon, and was looking for some old electronics and thrift stuff.
Sadly, I have no idea what the name was. I had my korean buddy just tell me it was a thrift store, but I don’t know the exact name. Also, I was in Suwon, not Seoul. You’re probably gonna have luckier finds in Seoul tho.
Dayum, nice find… These days we’ve got so many people desperate to find a way to make a buck that you can only see deals like that far outside population areas. I haven’t even seen any remotely modern computer in a secondhand store in years
I’d love to visit Korea someday, if I ever have the chance I’ll have to check out the thrift stores. Even if I don’t find a computer, old stuff is cool
They are expensive to feed.
Blinker fluid for my car
Front or rear?
Can you grab me a can of striped paint from the hardware store?
Can’t afford the chequered stuff?
You gotta specify horizontal or vertical striped paint.
Nah, it’s fine, I can just turn the can sideways