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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago

Boy Breakfast

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Boy Breakfast

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago
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  • CaptPretentious@lemmy.world
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    Disgusting and vile. Why do you hate yourself so much!

    Pop Tarts,… 🤮

    Get yourself some proper toaster strudels! Or toaster scrambles.

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    I see the future. I see… platoons of worms marching out of this guys asshole.

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      also bacterial infections, deadly diarrhea.

    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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      Funny story. I have a friend named Jimmy. Once he came back from a trip to the Amazon rainforest. About a week after while showering he felt something wiggling around back there. When he tried to grab it he felt the worm go back up into his body ಠ_ಠ

      We call him Earth Worm Jim now.

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        Tapeworm eh? Easy way to get rid of those just eat eggs n bacon everyday for breakfast for a month straight. Final day of the month just eat eggs.

        When the little bastard sticks his head out to complain about the lack of bacon you grab him and yank him out.

        • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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          diarrhea for months, and not the good kind.

        • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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          That’s not where I saw this going. Ha

          • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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            Check the username. It’s 100% what a tapeworm would say.

        • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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          Pull on it like you’re trying to start a lawn mower.

          • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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            Dear God…you’re right. They have infiltrated us. It’s fubar!

            Game over, man! Game over!

        • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          14 hours ago

          =.=™

          What the fffaaaa~

      • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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        I hope you steal his phone and change his ringer to Needles on the regular.

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      • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org
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        You are without… Forgiveness

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          14 hours ago

  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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    I guess you’re going for hoardes of people vomiting like in that one family guy episode. Might work.

  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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    Mmmm…Pop Tartare.

    Edit: damn I thought I was clever didn’t even see the heading in the pic.

    • starik@lemmy.today
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      More like Pop Tartare.

  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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    I think this is by far the most disgusting, congratulations

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      Mmmm Pop Tartare.

  • Syndication@lemmy.today
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    Bro ain’t gonna make it to GTA 6 🥀🪦

  • Gladaed@feddit.org
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    As a German I must sincerely condemn the bread type and ratio. Also: where are onions, salt and pepper?

    Also use pork for God’s sake

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      Raw Pork? What about trichinosis?

      Raw beef is generally safe, not so much ground beef because it’s so industrialized it’s pieces of thousands of cows so the risk of bad shit is higher. Plus every part has been exposed to the air and surfaces and could be contaminated.

      But you can eat beef raw. I’ve done it, venison too. We were all warned against doing so with pork, or obviously poultry.

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        Raw pork is generally safe too, if you have proper handling in place.

        Poultry is… Not recommended outside of Japan.

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          proper handling

          What do you consider a proper handling?

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            Basically being really fresh and made one the day of consumption. Also cooling it well and making sure the pig was healthy.

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            It being in the pig. Gotta eat straight from the source.

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    Pop tarrare

  • Telodzrum@lemmy.world
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    Average Wisconsin breakfast

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Nah, needs more cheese and beer

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        https://www.foodandwine.com/what-is-a-cannibal-sandwich-11810418

  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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    Mett has entered the chat

  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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    It’s crazy good!

  • RichardNixos@lemmy.ml
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    Pop Tatari

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    mmh lecker Mettbrötchen.

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